Wednesday, March 04, 2009
Rolling On Floor In Rage Copter
Oh fuck me does it ever stop? Martin Cullen today defended his airborne taxi trip:
"Minister Cullen agreed the affair looks bad in light of the way it is presented by the media."
Ok. Ok. Ok. Ok... Ok. Sorry, no. Did you just say using a helicopter as a taxi looks bad because it was reported? You did didn't you? Sorry Martin old bean, we'll all just look over here while you swan around the skies doing NOTHING. Best we just don't find out about it.
"The minister said if he had not used the helicopter he would have spent around nine hours in the car that day, when he could have been attending meetings."
Ok, but did you attend any meetings motherfucker? You could have been inventing a cure for cancer as well but I bet you weren't. You could have been distributing hot meals to the elderly, but I bet you weren't. You could even have spent 9 hours looking out the car window reflecting on what a godawful cunt you are. But I bet you didn't.
Here's a modest proposal. Let's stop all public spending on Waterford until we've made back the total cost of the e-voting fist fuck that Cullen was up to his elbows in. The people of Waterford can either sit it out until the amount is matched, wait for a general election and pull his seat from under him, or all show up at his house one morning and kick him to fucking pieces. It's multiple choice Waterford. You know what they say about multiple choice questions?
The answer is always C.