Choose Carefully John Gormley

Remember folks, John Gormley and Eamon Ryan were in cabinet discussions on the budget. They stood up and applauded Brian fucking Lenihan. Education cuts cannot have come as a surprise to them.
This is fucking over children while HSE employees get paid mileage based on fucking ENGINE SIZE without a blink.
Readers will know my opinion of the cult of Fianna Fail, but I expected better of the Green Party. John, get over your fucking vanity project of being in government (increasingly for its own sake), or you might want to consider your position as Leader of the Greens.

Facebook Blank Verse

I was chatting to a friend on Fuckbook last night and realised I'd written some lovely blank verse in my hurry to finish a thought by repeatedly hitting return. So I saved it for posterior.

I've called this one Pacman Ghosts:

they taste like cold spider webs

they stick to the roof of your mouth

like communion wafers

and their eyes freak me out

when they burst forth from my mouth

and scurry away

to be reborn

and eaten once again

And Streetfighter:

I'm no Chun-li

I'm more a Balrog

If I was like CHun-li

I'd never leave the house

I'd just spend my days

doing high kicks

in front of a full length mirror

and sighing for the absence of a dick

Beautiful eh?

Yes, Yes, Yes!

Plank fractured on stairs. I wonder who pushed him? There'd be so many suspects it'd be like a Cluedo factory.

Green Ink is 2

Photo owned by adselwood (cc)

Today marks 2 years blogging for Green Ink. My first cartoon:


Mary Harney is STILL the fucking Health Minister. Sometimes I don't know why I bother...

Green Ink's Week

New one up on IE: Fat on a Rotting Goof.

Green Ink's Week

Brian Cowen’s Savings Advice.

20 Questions for Brian Lenihan

1 Do you ever lose time from work or school due to gambling?
2 Has gambling ever made your home life unhappy?
3 Is gambling affecting your reputation?
4 Have you ever felt remorse after gambling?
5 Did you ever gamble to get money with which to pay debts or otherwise solve financial difficulties?
6 Does gambling cause a decrease in your ambition or efficiency?
7 After losing do you feel you must return as soon as possible and win back your losses?
8 After a win do you have a strong urge to return and win more?
9 Do you often gamble until your last dollar was gone?
10 Have you ever borrowed to finance your gambling?
11 Have you ever sold any real or personal property to finance gambling?
12 Are you reluctant to use "gambling money" for normal expenditures?
13 Does gambling make you careless of the welfare of yourself or your family?
14 Have you ever gambled longer than you had planned?
15 Have you ever gambled to escape worry or trouble?
16 Have you ever committed, or considered committing, an illegal act to finance gambling?
17 Does gambling cause you to have difficulty in sleeping?
18 Do arguments, disappointments or frustrations create within you an urge to gamble?
19 Did you ever have an urge to celebrate any good fortune by a few hours of gambling?
20 Have you ever considered self destruction or suicide as a result of your gambling?

If you answer yes to 7 or more of the above Brian, please email info@gamblersanonymous.ie.

Green Ink's Week

Brian Lenihan Throws a Safety Net.

Twenty's Big Ass Groove

Twenty gets his huge ass off the couch and everyone slides into the ass-groove, banging heads together. Some of the stuff that's appearing as asses are shuffling is probably the reason Twenty hung up the beanie in the first place.

The cushions will flatten out folks. Stop putting your hands down the back of the couch and trying to read portents in the crumbs. Stop pulling the fluff out of your navels. It's not the end, it's not an insult, if anything it's a reminder blogging is just a fucking publishing platform.

Opinion Is Divided

Pussy Galore and Oddjob just can't see eye to eye. I think it's shite myself. Now. There's 15 seconds where you weren't cold sweating in the knowledge that Sarah Palin is John McCain's running mate.