Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Cashing In On Throwing Shoes At George Bush

george bush shoes throwing Baghdad

These beautiful genuine leather mens' shoes are the perfect projectile to hurl at visiting bellicose dignitaries. Specially crafted insoles mean miles and miles of walking on George Bush's face without the least discomfort. This is a limited time offer.
Don't think of it as buying a pair of throwing shoes. It's your investment in a beautiful heirloom you could pass down to your children if they hadn't been blown to bits by America.


And coming soon: the boomerang edition.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

It is a custom of good luck to throw shoes at someone in Ireland, especially at weddings or when someone leave your house for a journey. Other places, other customs.

sarah said...

haha .. people are making into funny video clips of iraqi reporter throwing shoes at bush

Anonymous said...

you ppl make me sick, what if that was your dad, your son or your brother uh? shoe your faces so we can make fun of you. how bout we disrespect your dad like that. ppl like you make America a shitty place not him

Green Ink said...

People like you make America a shitty place. I've a pair of shoes for you right here.