Brian Lenihan says we're living beyond our means. When did you figure that out Brian? When the banks were coming to you demanding you bail them out having given all their money to your developer friends who can't sell their shit houses in their shit estates? Well aren't you just a shiny penny of clevererness.
I simply haven't been able to even bring myself to comment on the last few weeks. That tends to happen when real life overtakes satire in terms of avarice, stupidity and greed. How do you exaggerate the largesse in FAS? The entire agency is a joke, I couldn't possibly add to it. I mean, spending almost the entire budget of a scheme on raising awareness of the scheme so there's no money left for the scheme. You couldn't get such refined existential meaninglessness if you blended the entire works of Beckett, Brecht, Camus and Kafka, put a chef's hat on Hannibal Lector and bribed him to make it into a fine filigree pastry with a bottle of chianti while waving Rody Molloy's liver in front of him.
Anyone has any ideas on how we go about a bloodless revolution? Bear in mind I don't think Fianna Fail bleed.
In Recession Ireland, Fianna Fail bleeds you!
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Recession Secession.
That's catchy.
I'm so pissed off with the whole thing that any day now I fear I may begin to cry tears of bile and vomit up my soul.
That's me trying to be reserved on someone else's site and use not bad language.
Cuss cunting away to fuck.
Remember the last Fianna Fáil prick who told us we were living beyond our means?
Yes. He lives on in the incumbent fuckwits.
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