Oh Jesus The Sky Is Falling!

The ever paranoid Jazz Biscuit has been reviewing the new Emergency Planning Centre and has noticed vital emergency situations have been left out:

He's added a few of his own and is looking for further submissions.

Readers will know I'm very civic-minded, so I took the trouble of adding a few.




Take note you paraniod civil servant flunkies! You're NOT BEING PARANOID ENOUGH!!!