Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Pat Kenny is a National Treasure*


Shane was wrapping up (see what I did there) his favourite cringey moments off the telly during the year and it put me in mind of one of Pat Kenny's worst TV moments.

It was around September 2000. Pat went into the audience to talk to a girl (let's call her Mary) and her mother. The girl had some debilitating condition that left her wheelchair bound. She was also unable to speak but she had a piece of laminated card with the alphabet and numbers printed on it. Pat asked her how she was, and she slid a finger to each letter to spell her reply. She was clearly well practiced at it and she had quite a fluent exchange of a few sentences with Pat. All ok so far.

Pat then turned from her, faced the camera and said,

"Now, as you can see, Mary can't communicate with us so instead I'm going to talk to her mother..."


I know this has done the rounds before, but here's Pat on the radio in full Alan Partridge force.

*for which you probably read muppet, and you'd be right.

Hey Adam Keane

Have a nice Christmas now.

Friday, December 14, 2007

Can Flash Ads Be Shot? Hurt Even?

Hotmail are running a credit card ad that creeps down over the To: field so that I can't even compose an email and end up clicking the ad. I'm running Adblock but it the thing still shows up. Can anyone suggest a Firefox plugin to kill it? I'm down to my last few hairs and I've gone hoarse.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

HSE- A Fucking Ostrich



We all know the HSE is in crisis. Yada yada. Heard it all before. What you might not have seen before is a potential tragedy unfolding as you read. Please, take the time to read right through to the latest entry. Then, take whatever the most prominent emotion you have and email Mary Harney with your thoughts on the matter.

Her email is Minister's_Office@health.irlgov.ie.

Department of Health and Children, Hawkins House, Hawkins Street, Dublin 2, Ireland.

Telephone 01 6354000

Fax 01 6354001.

Don't stop at one. Read Avoiding Life every day. Then let Mary know how you feel with each day that goes by.

Avoiding Life on Matt Cooper

If you've been following the blunt lack of give-a-fuck in the Midlands, you'll be interested in listening to AL's interview soon on The Last Word. You can listen online here.

They Never Froze Frank Prendergast



They Never Froze Walt Disney
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Plugged on behalf of Cork's favourite fake 'tache.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Health Misogyny Update

Avoiding Life has still not being contacted by Mullingar Hospital to get her breast looked at. It's bleeding by the way. Has been since October.

Eoghan Harris Soils His Nappy on d'Telly

Monday, December 10, 2007

Where's your Invisible Hand now Mr. Smith?



Swiss bank loses €6.8bn over subprime crisis

Indo Journalist Charlie Weston discovers Copy and Paste


Click, click, click, coffee! Jays it's great being an Indo journalist thanks to the internet! All those monkeys out there typing away for free! Bloggers, those well informed, witty and well researched fools are paying my mortgage! SLURP!

Not for the first time, the Indo rips off content from a blogger. Show your solidarity. Put the banner in your sidebar and link it to the Value Ireland post.

Here's
Mulley
Bock
Derfen
on the subject.

Not a good couple of weeks for Ireland's premier shitrag.

Sunday, December 09, 2007

The Ripple Effect


No it's not me but I did a double take when I saw this in the Sunday Tribune today, given a certain recent cartoon.
Above cartoon by Bob Englehart.

Friday, December 07, 2007

Hosting 365 are no Beaut.ie-s


No matter what certain shitrags construe for their grotty stories, Beaut.ie was shut down by Hosting 365 because the "host" wanted the Beaut.ie girls to move to a dedicated server, and shut them down when they wouldn't.

Now either there is some reverse psychology at work on the part of Hosting 365, or their appalling customer service makes them this week's Biggest Wankers of the Internet.

Happy Dig Out Day!



Happy Dig Out Day!

Hangin' with ma Bish's in ma Crib


Jesus Christ.

A Little Proportion Please.


I'm not going to mention the content (you can probably guess what it was yourself) but the Breakfast Show on Newstalk went on about it for a full twenty minutes this morning. Cop on. There's the public interest angle and then there's losing the run of yourselves altogether.

And I'd like to echo the wish that the Irish Independent would go fuck itself.

Thursday, December 06, 2007



Just, sorry.

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

David Cochrane...

.. is a funny bastard.

What fucking price is a woman's life in Ireland?

I just read the last few posts from Avoiding Life, which I only discovered via Suzy's response to an earlier cartoon. What kind of a machismo-fuelled fuckwit of a bureaucracy are we dealing with here? This woman has been waiting since October 24 for an appointment in Mullingar. Her breast is bleeding. As of December 01 she still has not been contacted. Women all over the country are experiencing the same thing. What's the fucking holdup?

This is fucked. I'm ignorant: is there a comparable waiting list for prostate and testicular related illnesses? Or are we so culturally misogynistic that our health service structurally tolerates women dying from treatable illnesses while some fucking brick wall of a minister tries to transform a health service that won't even communicate with her?

Hey HSE is it because she's a woman?

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Well if property goes, we've always got bio-med?

Celtic Tiger Cartoon

500 jobs go at Galway Plant
Budget 2008 coverage