My suggestions for Frank's T-shirts

“That’s not lipstick on my cock its syphillis”
“I’ve a note from my mammy”
“I’m not really as rich as I’m going to tell you I am to get in your knickers”
“Of course I’ll remember your name, I’ll remember your ma’s name too when I shag her”
“Children in Thailand made this t-shirt”
“I’m selling Es and whizz”
“MCD are cunts”
“You’re fat and ugly but I’m drunk and desperate”
“Arcade Fire Are Gays”
“Does your friend fancy a threesome?”
“I’m in the band”
“Is that you or your tent?”
“Read my t-shirt while I look at your tits”

Frank's Festival T-Shirts.

"John O'Donoghue is..."

...the David Brent of the Dáil."

JohnCav you must be a hammer 'cos you nailed it on the head.

For UnaRocks

See? It isn't that bad.

John O'Donoghue- Ceann Comhairle or Stuck Record?

"IWILLREMINDTHEDEPUTYIWILLREMINDTHEDEPUTYIWILLREMINDTHEDEPUTYIWILLREMINDTHEDEPUTYIWILLREMINDTHEDEPUTY..."



Via Twenty Major.

UPDATE:
This clip has a longer capture of the "exchanges", even more ridiculous:



"IWILLREMINDTHEDEPUTYIWILLREMINDTHEDEPUTYIWILLREMINDTHEDEPUTYIWILLREMINDTHEDEPUTYIWILLREMINDTHEDEPUTY..."

Frank from Bifsniff is a Chugger!

Update: The Progressive Gardener has kindly pointed out a certain Evil Presence masquerading as a charity in the list below. To be honest I didn't spot it. I think Ronald masked the following M word sufficiently that my normally hypersensitive antennae didn't pick it up on a cursory glance (clearly the cursory glance is the curse of blogging). DELETED from my list. Apologies to the tens of thousands of readers I've lost. For the record McDonalds are cunts no matter how they dress it up.

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He hit me with this charity link list thing. Idea being we increase the PR for the charities listed. My five additions are at the bottom.

• MS Society Ireland
• Irish Red Cross
• Samaritans
• Cancer.ie - Irish Cancer Society
• Irish Hospice Foundation - Hospice and palliative care in Ireland
• Barnardos - Ireland’s leading children’s charity
• The Great Orchestra of Christmas Charity - Polish Charity
• CPR For Schools Across Poland - CPRTraining
• Program of Insulin Pumps in Diabetic Children Therapy - Insulin Pumps For Children
• Non-invasive Neonatal Breathing Support - Infant Flow
• Program of Universal Neonatal Hearing Screenings - Neonatal Hearing
• American Red Cross - disaster relief
• Raleigh Rescue Mission - homeless raleigh
• Samaritan’s Purse - emergency relief programs
• St. Jude Children’s Hospital - cancer research
• Medecins Sans Frontieres / Doctors Without Borders - Humanitarian Relief
• American Red Cross - Emergency Preparedness
• AMREF - African Medical & Research Foundation - African Health Development
• DOROT - Programs for Elderly
• Feed the Children - Protect Children
• Service International - Disaster Relief
• Pujols Family Foundation - Children with Down Syndrome
• National Alliance to End Homelessness - Homelessness
• The Michael J. Fox Foundation for Parkinson’s Research - Parkinson’s Research
• Aids Research Alliance - Aids Research
• Wildlife Conservation Society - Wildlife Protection
• Cancer Research Institute - Cancer Research
• Second Harvest - End Hunger
• AARP Foundation - Helping Senior Citizens
• Bubblegum Club - Children In Crisis
• Autism NI - Autism Northern Ireland
• Adoption Ireland - Irish Adoption Charity
• Ireland Funds - Peace and Reconciliation In Ireland
• Dublin Simon Community - Combating Homelessness in Dublin
• Aware
• To Russia with Love
• Debra Ireland
• Oxfam Ireland
• Irish Autism Action
• Asthma Society of Ireland

To which I'll add:

• Clowns without Borders- making children laugh in areas of crisis
  
• Chernobyl Childrens' Project- holidays from radiation for Chernobyl children
  
• Irish Rape Crisis Network- support and information for sexual abuse survivors
• Jack and Jill Foundation- care for families with terminally ill babies suffering from irreparable brain damage
• Enable Ireland- support for people with disabilities and their families in 14 regional locations.

The rules are simple, copy the list of charities and links (grab it from whomever tags you) and add your 5 favourite charities or non-profit organizations to the end (link to their sites with anchor text of the causes they champion). Of course finish things off by tagging 5 other webmasters/bloggers and then publishing the post or the webpage.

I'm tagging
Harry McGee
return to pearse
Present Tense
Progressive Gardener
One for the Road

Now get that fucking collection tin out of my face.

Well, go on then...

...what do you think of the new logo?

Beverley Flynn- Also Impervious to Silver Bullets, Holy Water, Crucifixes...

Flynn: ‘I never believed I did anything wrong’

Insight into the people of Mayo’s strange dependence on the Flynn can be found below:

Goodbye Limerick Blogger

UPDATE: Rumours of demise etc...

The Limerick Blogger has gone the way of In Fact, Ah and shut up shop. All the best Squid.

Buy the T-shirt!

Who wants one? Maybe Sky Handling Partners can get them for their ground crew?

Special Offer From Sky Handling Partners- Free Profile Set-up on Gay Dating Sites! Offer Must End When Damien Mulley Starts Legal Action!

Check out the site! Sexy circa 1992! RRRRRraaaarrr!!!

(Please note Gay Fondling Partner is not affiliated with Sky Handling Partner but wishes to acknowledge that their site is also sexy circa 1992).

Damien for context. And a good time apparently.

Getting with the times I'm recycling jokes...

Bumped for this.

Vincent Browne in Faustian Pact Shocker

Exhibit A:

From that recent Lolpolz craic.

Exhibit B:
From today's Irish Times.

The first photo is weeks old. The second was presumably taken more recently: let's say yesterday.

There is no way a journalist would have an old photo used for vanity purposes. Therefore Vincent Browne has clearly sold his soul to the devil for a bit of youth.

Ain't he?

It Needs to be Said...

Dick Roche is a Cunt.

Good Bye, Ah.

In Fact, Ah have shut up shop. All the best chaps.

Progressive Fianna Green Party

Dancin' at the Disco...

FF and Greens still in contact

Somewhere There Is A Crime Happening

Nothing like taking the piss out of an ill man for a bit of craic. Well done the Guards of Kingscourt, you're a credit to the force. While you're at it, why not put him in a cell and rough him up a bit, or hell, plant evidence of a crime he didn't commit and then intimidate his family for years and years?

Via Blogorrah.