Eight Random Things

I was tagged a while ago by Nat, Neil and John for eight random tidbits about me.

• I'm bald, but I make a joke about it by saying "engage" a lot and drinking tea, Earl Grey, hot.
• I've never mooned in Senegal.
• Since I've started blogging I just can't find the time to masturbate.
• Bertie Ahern once patted me on the right arm. It's been useless since.
• I once met UnaRocks.
  
• I believe the Celtic Tiger is dead and we're in the era of the Celtic Ostrich.
• I swear too much but I'm trying, I'm really trying.
• I drink too much. See above.

Now I'm going to tag eight total randomers: CrapwithSun, NeilShakespeare, All in Good Time, Puplicidade e Propaganda, St. Peter-Ording - Eiderstedt - Nordfriesland (Nordsee), News about Hillary Rodham Clinton, Intellectual-Idiot, Smarter Clicks. Eight random things about yourselves. Whoever you are.